I was under the impression that our honourable elected members embark on overseas trips with a view to bringing back something that will enrich our community.
Here are more snippets from the Attorney-General's (Mick Atkinson) report on his 2008 romp in the northern hemisphere:
- Surveillance means........using a surveillance device.
- CCTV is a powerful crime fighting tool
- Community justice is about courts engaging with the local community
- Poland celebrates its national day on 3 May each year
- The delegation visited the birthplace of Pope John Paul II
Give me a break! Is this all fair dinkum?
Mick, are you absolutely positively sure that a surveillance device is used for surveillance? Can we have May 3 as a new public holiday?
Sounds like a job for moi. Let me see. From the Honourable Rob 'Robbo' McKibbin's USA travel report 2009:
- Donald Duck is not real
- The plonk on the plane was from South Australia
- Americans use a lot of petrol
- John Olsen says gudday
- There are 14 Irish Pubs in Denver
And I haven't started on one of the most bizarre reports I have read yet, courtesy of another Honourable Member who jaunted upaways to the UK. Here's a snippet:
'.....research has shown that kids dont like to be told off......'
Well bugger me!
http://www.parliament.sa.gov.au/Members/HouseofAssembly/TravelReports/
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